POTENTIAL MERGERS!

Here are some potential mergers someone told me about for 2008 ;)

• Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


• PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.


• 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.


• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .


• FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.


• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.


• Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.


• Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
  

Happy Monday everyone.